It is not often that AG tips his hat to the Mail on Sunday, but three comment pieces on p24 show just how uncool Dave and the gang have become. And no, this does not include having a Shadow Sec State for Wales who sits for a seat in Bucks- uncool though that is on so many levels.
First, cyber man Tory MP Mark Pritchard spammed his fellow parliamentarians with an invitation to join a cyber security group at Westminster. Fib Dem Greg Mulholland replied:
'If I get another unsolicited email about this c***, I will make a complaint. Put your brains in gear and stop bothering us all with this!!!'. Not a cool or calm response.
Second, Toff Dave likes to flaunt his cool credentials, the same organ tells us, by raving about Morissey and The Smiths. Pity, then that on their last tour Morrisey shouted from the stage:
'David Cameron! Stop shooting stags!"
And third we have the carrot crunching Turnip Taliban of Norfolk South West. They have broken off from trying to sack Liz Truss only to claim they are the victim of 'racist' bigotry. You are not. Chill out.
